Richard B. Cheney, Vice President ([info]dick_cheney) wrote,
@ 2001-07-17 10:20:00
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My wife is such a nag...
My wife Lynne has been delivering speeches for me because I have "laryngitis." I'm just pussy-whipped. I want bed-candy, she wants fame.

I need to get myself an intern, quick. Any volunteers? All genders please apply!
-Dick

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[info]homeless_man
2001-07-17 11:29 am UTC (link)
yo. i could be an intern... but i aint into phucking old dudes.

maybe if they [info]find_chandra you could take her in.

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I got a hint for ya
[info]valley_girl
2001-07-18 01:06 pm UTC (link)
If you want an intern that'll put out, you need to cater to a different crowd. Republican gals that support your agenda are gonna be uptight, anal born agains saving themselves for God. What you need are the fun lovin', Earth-lovin' crowd. Dump Dubya's dumb energy idea. Start preaching conservation and renewable resources and you'll have those Californian beach bunnies lining up to be your personal intern as well as showing you a good time.

Otherwise you're stuck with that Jesus quoting girl from Oklahoma that has collars up to her chin, skirts exactly to her knees and old lady underwear if you ever managed to get that far. And she ain't gonna let you get that far 'cause the Bible didn't tell her so!

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[info]georgewbush
2001-07-18 07:34 pm UTC (link)
My name is George. I am male and quite experienced. I have a strong tongue. Anything else to put on the application?

-george

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(Anonymous)
2001-07-20 09:56 am UTC (link)
this is a discrase...adolf hitler's livejournal has been suspended...this is a national travesty..is there anything you can do vice pres.Cheney...you own these mother fuckers you should be able to do something.

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[info]stevermer
2001-07-20 10:14 am UTC (link)
Do you like teenage boys, because I'd love to becum an 'intern'.

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[info]danigolden
2001-07-20 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm 21, Republican, and feisty as all Hell, I'll be your intern, big guy.

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Yo.
[info]oj_simpson
2001-07-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
I gots a little sumpin-sumpin that could shut your wife up......

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Re: Yo.
[info]nickcarter
2001-07-26 04:58 pm UTC (link)
dick cheney, i love you. I hope you stay alive forever and ever and ever and ever!! Would you like to come over sometime for some tea?

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