Richard B. Cheney, Vice President ([info]dick_cheney) wrote,
@ 2001-07-28 11:44:00
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Current mood: annoyed

I'm really pissed off.
Damn that bastard Dubya. My tax refund is only gonna be $241.06! I spend more money wiping my ass every day! That son-of-a-bush, I'll kick his scrawny butt.

On a brighter note, I'm trying to decide how to spend my money in a way that will annoy Georgie. Mark Morford of the San Francisco Chronicle has some interesting ideas. I particularly like this one, though I'll change the name to "Georgie":

"Craft small voodoo dolls/effigies of Dick Cheney out of $1 bills, set them on fire, then stomp them into gritty ashen pulp while listening to Rage Against the Machine or perhaps Rufus Wainwright or Leonard Cohen, giggling softly and drinking wine and dancing partially naked. Great for couples!"

I wonder if [info]miss_cleo can teach me how to make a voodoo doll of Georgie...

How are all you wonderful voters going to spend your refunds?

-Dick


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[info]valley_girl
2001-07-28 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I hear Osama Bin Laden is collecting donations for the "American Bastard Retirement Fund" Something about giving Dubya an early retirement. I know life is hard for Dubya having to get up before noon and pretend to be intelligent. I guess maybe Mr. bin Laden isn't such a mean terrorist afterall, trying to help out Dubya like that. You know how merciless the press can be on a poor guy! I think that's where my $.02 refund will go. It sounds like a good cause.

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[info]j_lopez
2001-09-04 05:36 pm UTC (link)
you sexy thang.

invite me to the white house yo

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